6.15.2009

Hablando en clave...

Vagando por la blogosfera (más puntualmente: bollosféra), me encuentro muchas cosas extrañas, muchos términos raros, y se me ocurren, por ende, cosas muy raras (¡ay, cómo me encanta balsearme* a la gente!):

~Situación A:
Estoy hablando con una amiga argentina que dudo que quiera saber o tener que ver con algo de la sociedad de tortas, así que jodiendo le hago este comentario:
Yo digo: Mirá que me encontré un post que comprueba que hay chongos en otros planetas.
¿Respuesta?....
Amiga dice: ME VUELVO ASTRONAUTA.
Porsupollo eso merece un tremendo: WTRF?!
(Si tú tampoco sabes qué es un chongo (y además eres argentina también), déjame decirte que te falta mucho mundo torteril, eh! Pregúntale a la primera argentina vestida como Bob el Constructor que veas y me cuentas que te responde!)
La verdad, aún no dilucidé si me jodía a mí.. o si yo me estaba riéndo a expensas de ella (?). El que sepa que me diga.


~Situación B:
Ahora, hablando con Mon, le plantéo algo similar.
Yo digo: Mirá que según lo que estoy leyendo soy algo entre una masita y un bizcochuelo**.
Mon dice: Ahhh, claro. Osea que sos cómo linda, no?
Yo digo -entre carcajadas-: Nada más alejado de la realidad, mujer! ¿Una pista?
Mon dice: Dale.
Yo digo: Una masita y un bizcochuelo son algo así como subdivisiones de una torta
.
Su cara de "y esta mina de qué habla?" me la guardaré en el bolsillo toda mi vida ♥☺


Se despide (porque, puta, son las 12:45 am del martes y tengo colegio, y tengo dos exámenes, y joderrrr..),
Luna.

PD: Para que mi memoria no ose borrarlo lo dejo aquí como promesa fehaciente: El próximo post ha de llamarse "Por qué Luna odia a Tila Tequila".

*Balsear: Bogotanismo (o eso creo, aún no descubro si sólo sucede en mi colegio o.o). Dícese de cargar, joder, mamar gallo... en resumen: reírse a expensas de alguien más.
** Para que entiendan (SI, Mon, para que sepas de que hablaba) leed: http://carnetdechongo.blogspot.com/2009/04/evolucion-de-una-torta.html

27 comentarios:

Luna dijo...

Ahora les pregunto.. ¿Qué opinan de la nueva sección de la derecha (si, del diccionario)?

m. dijo...

Jajaja, me vuelvo Astronauta.

Dananá Split.- dijo...

Dana descubrió lo que es un chongo o.o Qué fea palabra, che (no por lo que significa, sabes, por la palabra en sí). Y me gustó el DiccionarioLunático! Y Dana quiere saber quiénes son Mon y la argentina (:

Te amo, Lunana ♥

Lyds* dijo...

Que respuesta tan ingeniosa esa de "me vuelvo austronauta" y es que psss... yo tbn me volvería astronauta ^^

Que chévere encontrarme un blog bogotano... eeh ya era hora, saludoss Luna!

Lobito dijo...
Este comentario ha sido eliminado por el autor.
DELIRANTE dijo...

Jajajaja está muy bueno el diccionario, ya hacia falta algo así, me sacó de un par de dudas mujer, oye gracias por pasarte por mi blog y por tú comentario. Otra cosa, ya viene siendo hor ade que te empieces a preocupar por las cosas importantes de la vida: NADA (jejeje no mentiras, pero esa es la idea).

Te cuidas mujer, bye.

Dananá Split.- dijo...

Sí, te robé la frase x) (L)

Anónimo dijo...

like gambling? friendship las vegas? enquiry the all untrodden [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]casino[/url] las vegas at www.casinolasvegass.com with on the other side of 75 up to in fashion unstinting [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com]online casino[/url] games like slots, roulette, baccarat, craps and more and ponderous a say in licit transmogrification with our $400 untenanted bonus.
we beget unvaried intelligent games then the tottering online [url=http://www.place-a-bet.net/]casino[/url] www.place-a-bet.net! few more free casino games and free [url=http://www.2010-world-cup.info]casino bonus[/url] you can find at the 2 new [url=http://www.buy-cheap-computers.info]casino[/url] guides : www.2010-world-cup.info and www.buy-cheap-computers.info .

Anónimo dijo...

Hello,
I have developed a new clean web 2.0 wordpress theme.

Has 2 colours silver and blue, has custom header(colour or image).
I am curently working on it, so if you have suggestions let me know.

You can view live demo and download from here www.getbelle.com
If you found bug reports or you have suggestions pm me.
Wish you a happing using.

many thanks to [url=http://www.usainstantpayday.com/]USAInstantPayDay.com[/url] for paying the hosting and developement of the theme

Pleargeaziz

Anónimo dijo...

It's so easy to choose high quality [url=http://www.euroreplicawatches.com/]replica watches[/url] online: [url=http://www.euroreplicawatches.com/mens-swiss-watches-rolex/]Rolex replica[/url], [url=http://www.euroreplicawatches.com/mens-swiss-watches-breitling/]Breitling replica[/url], Chanel replica or any other watch from the widest variety of models and brands.

Anónimo dijo...

Terrific web site.

Affordable seo service including submissions and on-page optimisation (sokmotoroptimering).
[url=http://www.smotop.se/smotopbloggen/]SMOTop[/url]
http://www.smotop.se/sokmotoroptimeringskonsult.html

Anónimo dijo...

pharmacy phentermine onlineaffects of testosterone pills during puberty

[url=http://www.bebo.com/buylevitraonline1]buy levitra online[/url]

Anónimo dijo...

lost your money at the [url=http://www.realcazinoz.com]casino[/url] ?over 21 and looking where to [url=http://www.generic4you.com]buy viagra online[/url]? or even how to buy [url=http://www.avi.vg]adult toys[/url]? well you can try this websites and [url=http://www.medical-250.biz]buy viagra[/url]. [url=http://www.generic4you.com]sildenafil[/url] and [url=http://www.generic4you.com]generic viagra[/url] online. you can also buy [url=http://www.generik4u.com]viagra[/url] online.
so for [url=http://www.avi.vg]sex toys[/url] and [url=http://www.ewgpresents.com]viagra online[/url] check us ! for great [url=http://www.cahv.org]viagra[/url] deals check us now!

Anónimo dijo...

I'm here to help get your web site off to an incredible start. Don't be one of those that wished they'd done it better the first time, then consider around the task, and price, of beginning above. Your internet site displays what you along with your company or hobby are all about.

I am able to provide low-cost, user-friendly, custom designed sites to get a extensive assortment of organizations, organizations and teams.It also shouldn't cost a fortune to get you began. I'll assist manual you by way of the procedure as well as alert you once i believe you might be getting in above your head, or past your spending budget.

Listed below are some hight top quality services for any resonable cost:

Front-End Development
Custom web site design
Affordable web site design
E-Commerce website design
Corporate Website Design
Innovative website design
Static Web Design
Website maintenance
Web site re-designs
SEO Services
Logo Design

Please look around the site for further information about the [url=http://www.adrianbotea.com]web designer[/url] services that I am able to offer and to see examples of websites that I have designed

--------------------------------

[url=http://www.adrianbotea.com/seo-services][img]http://www.adrianbotea.com/seo-moz.png[/img][/url]

Anónimo dijo...

I buy generic cialis online , cialis side effects , cialis 20 mg , order viagra online , buy viagra , viagra prescription

Anónimo dijo...

s cialis pill , buy cialis generic , cialis pill , viagra professional , viagra pill , viagra cheap

Anónimo dijo...

[b][url=http://www.uggsaustraliawebsite.com/]uggs australia[/url][/b] These days there is a brand new member inside the selection of Louis Vuitton Suhali synthetic leather wife or husband and children, and that's called Le Radieux Downtown Shoulder Bag. The actual rounded situation Le Radieux features the true adaptable Suhali leather along with Louis Vuitton Monogram textile coating. For sure, it might be not suited to a person to exhibit the woman's Louis Vuitton Purse.

[b][url=http://www.bestuggobootsoutlet.com/]uggs boots[/url][/b] Baby food freezes in ice cube trays very nicely. Donâ„¢t be fooled by Å“baby juice. 100% fruit juice is just that, 100% fruit juice. Umid field is usually a component of a block formerly consisting of Umid and Babek fields. The geophysical operates at Umid began in 1953 which had been repeated in 1972. A total of 9 wells were being drilled in the location from 1977 to 1992, nevertheless no commercially feasible fields were being learned with the time.

[b][url=http://www.bestonlinesalestore.com/]louis vuitton handbags[/url][/b] The easiest way to better realize blogs is usually to truly start off blogging. Visit an online search motor, like Google, and enter a issue that interests you. Then just surf via a several web-sites and find out what many others are expressing. Vacationer Rides and Scenic TripsAs an adult playground, travelers can investigate lots of wild and fascinating rides. For anyone with funds to burn off, the Zero-G Experience at at McCarran International Airport delivers the business chance to appreciate genuine "weightlessness" without needing to visit space. In addition there are a lot of vacationer and travel organizations that offer interesting helicopter rides to see the well-lit Vegas Strip within the evenings and have a bird's-eye watch have a look at the nearby Red Rock Canyons and Lake Mead.

[b][url=http://www.bestuggobootsoutlet.com/]ugg boots[/url][/b] Acquiring a designer purse is most likely part of each girl's aspiration. Occasionally it is really not that low-cost, which means you must watch for a sale to obtain maintain of one's designer purse. No matter if it's a straw handbag, style purse, or simply an organizer handbag that is going to serve as holders of the exclusive things, there is certainly a hand bag available for you..

[b][url=http://www.bestonlinesalestore.com/]louis vuitton purses[/url][/b] The entire earlier mentioned will end in squandered effort and time, even so, if you have no strategy to capture all those people prospects you crank out. By capturing speak to information you develop a prospect database or Would you have a person or a number of? Otherwise, it higher time and energy to create a person. The greater individuals you have on the checklist, the higher your return in your investment decision..

Anónimo dijo...

Broncos John Elway Jersey

However, there are three common mistakes that people make that dramatically increase the probability of tape drive failure The selection is limited for women's NFL jerseys, but the team's best players are normally available Authentic sport jerseys can be found in many sports stores and onlineThe information still holds up

Mike Ditka Jersey

Their employees see this attitude through their leader's actions5 They knew this was a goldmine

Torrey Smith Jersey

Anónimo dijo...

If you don't speak up[url=http://patriotsofficialshop.com/]Nike Rob Gronkowski Jersey[/url]
they'll most likely use a clipper Share appreciationTell someone how much you appreciate the faith they've shown in you Many people are wearing them and not just the basketball fans
except on those wet-backs!2004 John Kerry: Let America be America Again John Kerry: Oh[url=http://nikebengalsnflstore.com/]A.J. Green Bengals Jersey[/url]
PLEASE! Let me run again!2004 George W" (Revelations 8:1-6) This last and final seal judgment is an introduction to what is getting ready to occur in the next series of judgments3

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com

Anónimo dijo...

gt cialis
http://vtchiro.com